Don’t invite the FBI to your vegan potluck

I know it is that time of year and everyone is all stoked on Spring and being vegan and spreading the love, but you have to be sure not to invite the FBI. I know you want as many people as possible and that your hummus is bangin and that you have just the right flyer to convert each and every person to veganism. But remember, the FBI wants to come to your vegan potluck. A vegan FBI agent is still an FBI agent.

5 thoughts on “Don’t invite the FBI to your vegan potluck

  1. i heard the fbi has trained pigeons to do their dirty work for them. hey, have a good time this weekend. ill be sitting on my ass cheering for you.

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